Jaanu viber use karti ho?

Boy:jaanu viber use karti ho?
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Girl:jan viber nahi viper hota ha.
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  LAKH DI LANAT

Bachi ko khush krne ka f0rMuLa

Bachi ko khush krne ka f0rMuLa
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Besharmo
ktni tezi se neche aey ho
meny bachi ka kaha hai
Lrki ka nhi,
Cheez Dila do
Khush ho jaegi.. :) :) :)

AAKHIRAT Ka PAPER

AAKHIRAT Ka PAPER, Jis K 2 Section Hen,

Section A: "QABAR"
Section B: "HASHAR"

Section A Me 3 Q/s Hen
Q1: Tumhara "RAB" Kon Hy?

Q2: Tumhara "DEEN" Kya Hy?

Q3: Tumhara "NABI" Kon Hy?

Section B K 4 Q/s
Q1: Apni Umer Kahan Guzari?

Q2: Jawani Kin Kamon Me Kharach Hui?

Q3: Maal Kahan Se Kamaya Or Kahan Kharach Kiya?

Q4: Jo Ilam Hasil Kia Us Per Kitna Amal Kiya?

Humari Khush'Qismati Hy K Paper Out Ho Chuka Hy Ab Bhi Agar Hum Pas Na Hon To Hum Se Bara Bad'Qismat Koi Nahi,

Jis K Pas Ye Paper Aaye Wo Tayari Ker Le Or Apne Doston Azizon Ko Bhi Batae
Pata Nahi Exam Ki Date Kab Aa Jaye.?

ZARA SOCHIYE

Ustad ne Class men Bachon se SawaL kiya k  ye batao k wo kon Log hain jo NAMAZ nhi parhte?
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1st Bachay ne Masoomiat se jawab diya, k jo Log Mar Chukay hen.
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2nd Bachay ne bari Nidamat se jawab diya, k jin ko NAMAZ parhna nahi aati.
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3rd Bachay ne bara Maqool Jawab diya,
k Sir wo Log jo Musalman nahi hain
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Ab Hamara Shumar kon se Logon mein hota hai?
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Kya hum mar chuky hen?
Kya humen Namaz nahe aati?
Kya hum musalman nahi hain?
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ZARA SOCHIYE.

Paison Par Bharosa Na Karo

Paison Par Bharosa Na Karo!

Qk Paisa Apko Bister De Sakta Hai Par Neend Nhi,

Paisa Apko Kitab De Sakta Hai Par Soch Nahi

IS LIYE
Aap Apne Sab Paise Mere number pe load krwa Den :D
Shukrya! :P

How To Remove Extra Sim Registered

How To Remove Extra Sim Registered

1.    Click the link online Sim Verification System and obtain count of SIMs against your CNIC.
2.    If count of SIMs of any mobile company is found in excess of the actual SIMs in your use, visit link of that particular company listed below
Company Link Email Address
Mobilink For Mobilink Click Here  osis668cf@mobilinkworld.com
Ufone For Ufone Click Here ufoneoverseas668@ufonegsm.net
Telenor For Telenor Click Here telenoroverseas668@telenor.com.pk
Warid For Warid Click Here  overseas668@waridtel.com
Zong For Zong Click Here customerservices@zong.com.pk
3. Download relevant form from company’s website. Fill the form and email scanned filled form along with scanned copy of NICOP (both sides)/CNIC and passport at email address given at company’s website
4. Company will give a reference number to the complaint and your NICOP/CNIC will be used for the purpose.
5. Extra SIMs registered against your CNIC shall be removed within 24 hours of the receipt of your complaint.
6. Database at PTA’s website will be updated after 45 days. You can confirm removal of extra SIMs by revisiting after 45 days.
online sims How to remove Extra SIMs registered against your CNIC

I thank you for your kindness



I thank you for your kindness
I will not soon forget
You're one of the nicest people
I have ever met.....

Pyar me mazak


Zindagi" me ek baat hamesha yaad
rakhna.
kisi ke saath "Pyar me mazak" zarur kar
lena
Lekin kabhi kisi ke sath
"mazak me pyar" mat karna. Its Realy Hurts


Best Love song by a Software Engineer


best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read -
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down

12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,


12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,

12 Baj Ke 12 min 12 Sec Pe,
12vi Gali Mein,
12ve Cinema Hall Mein,
Kaunsi Film Dekhne Gaye.?
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Yeh Waqt Hamara Hai.


Night Is A Theater Dream Is A Movie

Night Is A Theater
Dream
Is A
Movie
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God
Is The
Director,
Nature
Is The
Producer
U R
The Hero
"Enjoy"
The Night With Sweet Dreams...:-)

SWEET DREAMZ!!!

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9 !/ 3
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9 !_ 3
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9 _! 3
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still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

The first person that you think of in the morning

The first person that you think of in the morning
and the last person you think of in the night
is either the
cause of your happiness
or
the cause of your pain.